Football Match Rocks the Kashgar!
written here by Christian Wach

The team in the wilderness
With a full five-a-side compliment of players, ably managed by Abdulwali, our Uyghur fixer, the team that helped Rock the Kashgar set off into the wilderness for five days of kickabout and competition down the Southern Silky Skills Route…
| An OasisWe stop off en route to Niye for some refreshment and a kickabout Duration: 0min 45sec |
For two days we sat patiently as Aji gunned the minibus along desert highways which wound their way through beautiful oases and magnificent sandscapes. The dryness of the desert only served to exacerbate the team’s thirst for some footballing action…

Gersh contemplates the Void
A few games of keep-up in the blazing desert sun did nothing to quench the thirst for some competitive play, though the dunes did provide some entertaining amphitheatres in which to practice our teamwork with some impromptu training sessions. Eventually, however, we arrived at the little town of Niya (cue ’so Niya, so far’ jests) as dusk was falling.
| Desert KeepupAbdulwali captures the team's silky keep up skills. Dune on! Duration: 0min 21sec |
We realised that swift action would have to be taken if we were to play a game that evening, so without hesitation, we persuaded Aji to drive down the main street while we leaned out of the bus windows blowing whistles and calling passers-by to the local school for a game.
| The Niye GameThe Taklamakan Allstars appear as "The Rest of the World" to take on a team of local Uyghurs Duration: 2min 04sec |

The Niya pitch
A trickle of players soon began to appear on foot and by bicycle as word spread, and a game began to look like more than a possibility. As Phil and Gersh organised the rocks for goalposts, Abdulwali set about organising the locals into a fighting force capable of taking on the best that Kashgar had to offer.

Abdulwali, the Uyghur Captain
The locals started the game tentatively, giving the tourists too much space and too much time as the dust whipped up around the pitch. The Uyghur youngsters put up a brave defense, and many a forward move by the Allstars was thwarted by some excellent tackling at the crucial moments.

Gersh rues a missed opportunity
The Allstars gradually gained the upper hand with some stirling defensive work from the Boy Noble, who was always vigilant to swift Uyghur breakaways, covering the talented Uyghur forward’s incisive runs by guiding him into wide positions where the the threat was minimised…

Stirling defensive work from Tim, the Boy Noble
The Uyghurs were often repelled by a confident display of goalkeeping from Maayan, without whose brave blocking the score may have been more even than it eventually was, and whose forays into opposition territory always threatened to produce results.

Maayan, the Israeli right foot general and this time, the Allstar’s goalie.
Although the Uyghurs scored four times, the pressure was relentless, and produced the goal of the trip so far. Being closed down rapidly on the right by three defenders, Phil looped the ball forward to a charging Gersh (a flash of white in his England shirt) and with a swift strike of his right foot he took the ball on the volley and guided it between flailing keeper and rock post. His flying momentum carried him smoothly through to his now famous Uyghur dance style celebration.

Gersh and Phil perform the traditional Uyghur goal celebration
By now, dusk was giving way to dark, and there was no way back into the game for the Uyghurs, despite the best efforts of Abdulwali, who took up a more midfield role to try and release his star forward with some visionary passes.

The Uyghur’s top scorer
Eventually, when there was too little light to see the ball, a fierce wind blew in out of nowhere and put paid to the game. Players and onlookers alike scrambled for cover, as dust erased the footprints that the game had produced. Bravely, however, we all gathered in the darkness to record the event with a team photo in front of the trusty minibus headlights.

The Allstars and the Uyghurs caught in the headlights
At the end of the day it was a game of one half, but with no half measures from either side. Much respect to all those who took part – and much respect to the ever present desert whose magnetic draw on us made the event a reality.
| Post-match dinnerWe celebrate Tim's birthday in the best restaurant in town Duration: 0min 46sec |
| Blogging the Desert8000 miles across "the desert of no return"? Easy! Duration: 0min 32sec |
Written by Chris and Phil.






The Boy Noble says:
May 6th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Ah, the match – beautifully encapsulated, a feast of football none will forget, surely to enter Kasgar folklore – “they brought football, and with them hope”
Long may it continue.
(Cheers for the good write up)
Ben says:
May 6th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
Sounds fantastic – got any pics?
BTW, commiserations for the blues on Saturday Phil, but you had no answer for the Freddie Factor!
Tim says:
May 7th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
Good to see some of those cliches getting a run out just before the squad is announced. United beaten by the Germans. Where have I seen that recently ?
phil says:
May 7th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Ben, Kashgar game beats any Arsenal victory by a mile and more! ….(I’m not bitter) … Fortunately, couldn’t even see the game out here… FA Cup invisible, found out on “live” updates on web!
BTW, The Boy Noble and Kendal Lad Tim are one and the same, and he will be at this evening’s meeting where we hope to put the final touches to a 4 day, 2000km desert leg with a 5 a side team, details and pix to come after the meeting.
Chris says:
May 8th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Ben: now with pictures…
Jeremy says:
May 12th, 2002 at 8:33 pm
The universal game once again unites all- great idea for a themed journey, wish you luck with it- glad my brother Gersh could lend his journalistic and footie skills to your expedition, and the Kashgar epic. Love to Gersh, hope you didn’t have to suffer his newly discovered Chinese drinking game. Good luck lads, will be nice if England get as far as you lot have so far, in the world cup; I also work in football, and yesterday met one of the Nigerian strikers, and as a precaution gave him a small wedge of cash as an insentive to shoot wide….we’ll see.
phil says:
May 16th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
Jeremy,
Nice one on the Nigerian striker, I’ll be looking out for him… and try to get your money back if he scores. As for Gersh’s Chinese drinking game… I don’t remember any of it, but I won’t forget the drink. He bought a bottle, yet again blinded by the Chinese characters, for Kendal Lad Tim’s Birthday in the desert… it turned out to be the same wicked stuff he must have told you about. Once bitten, twice foolish, er… isn’t it? Still sand dunes for goalposts, I’ll name that dune in one er… your brother’s great, mate…. we were very, very drunk.
kathy says:
July 9th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
do you know where to find chinese football shirts?
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