Comments on: Opening Match – First Pics

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Ouch – i hurt everywhere!

Someone mentioned that there is only supposed to be one goal keeper in a football team. Surely they are mistaken?

By: mel

mel — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

if my stomach hurts like this after one game will i have a six pack if i play a couple more?

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

very controversially, my legs are fine (Sir Charles can hardly walk he tells me)but mysteriously after I fell over and injured my shoulder causing discomfort, said discomfort has now moved from my shoulder to my bicep…(go figure)…I can hardly open a door…good practice for being old and weak I guess….any medical advice much appreciated…

By: The Ref

The Ref — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

In answer to Rob (Comments 03/25/2002)

You are mistaken.There is only one goalkeeper in a football team.Just like there’s only one referee,and when he sends you off , he doesn’t expect you to come back on five minutes later.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

But ref – i was substituted within 20 Earth seconds by a clone created by an alien species that travels the universe seeking football injustices. Is that legit?

By: Aliens

Aliens — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

The one you call Rob speaks the truth. Our work here is done.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Sir Tommy – I am getting the same shit!! 2 days later and still new pieces begin to hurt – discomfort all over. Medically, I am taking the pint.

By: the gooner

the gooner — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

and just to clarify the confusion, yellow is playing for the lights. i use the term ‘playing’ in the broadest possible sense.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

…as we Darks found out to our cost. As I recall, no-one made that mistake twice, but since almost everyone made it once, could the confusion have been the deciding factor in Lights victory?

By: ron atkinson

ron atkinson — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

vacca had a sensational game. He got in early doors,sold afew lollipops and a dummy,scored a cracker,and at the end of the day he must have been absolutely gutted not to be on the winning team.